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Some funny disclaimers (posted in usenet):
- #include "disclaimer.h"
- All rights reserved - but some wrongs are still available.
- Any similarity to actual opinions, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
- Any society that needs disclaimers has too many lawyers.
- Any spelling mistakes in this article are all entirly my fault.
Any grammer errors spotted in this article were put there because I could.
- Anything you mail can and will be used against you.
- God is real, unless declared integer.
- Grammar and punctuation in this site is left as an exercise for the reader.
- HEY!!! Who stole my .sig ???
- I claim no responsibility for the following disclaimer.
- I don't need a disclaimer - I own this machine.
- I think that disclaimers are an incredibly sad statement about our society.
Nonetheless, nothing that I say can or should be construed as having been said by anyone. Ever.
- No computers were harmed during the creation of this homepage,
however several billion electrons were abused to ensure its safe delivery.
- sig? You must be kidding with all those SIGKILLs around on this machine!
- Signature length is inversely proportional to intelligence.
- Sorry if this is all wrong; not responsible for any resulting deaths.
- The opinion stated above is mine. Thanks for disagreeing.
- These opinions are shareware. If you like them, send $10.
- This disclaimer disclaims the disclamation of its disclaimancy
and anything else you want to be disclaimed.
- This disclaimer has been canceled due to lack of interest.
- This disclaimer intentionally left blank.
- This is not my signature. You're not reading anything.
It's just a delusion. It's not real.
- This side is intentionally left.